Hey Everyone!
I made it here alive! I'm serving in an area called Ivano
Frankivs'k. My companion, Elder Lukach, is a native from Kiev, Ukraine. He's
so awesome and I'm learning so fast. There are 6 missionaries here and we are all new to this area - white borscht.
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My companion, Elder Lukach |
This week has been super busy already! I had a couple of days
of training in Lviv and now I'm here.
For starts, Lviv was awesome. It looks like Venice or Italy
or something!! It's honestly amazing. Leaving Lviv, my comp and I took a train
ride that was 3 hours. It was sooo miserable to be honest hahah. It was a tiny
room we had, with 4 bunkbeds and it reminded me of Harry Potter. It was super hot
and muggy, and everyone smokes. But, i'm alive. We made it here and went to our
apartment that's temporary till tomorrow. It's like half of a little old
house in the ghetto. It's super sick though.
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L'viv |
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The Harry Potter train to Ivano Frankivs'k |
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That's where we're staying - the tiny brown part to the left |
The people here are awesome. So many people smoke here which
kinda stinks (haha get it) but it's okay. The church building is a rented
building in a business complex and its really different. There's about 50
people in the branch. Our goal is to get 60, because if we get 60 people then
the church will start the process of building a place so we don't have to rent
anymore!! We can do it by next week if we work super hard. We have an investigator with a baptismal date! He laughs when I talk. haha
About Lviv! It's so different but awesome. It looks nothing
like you or me would think. Its so sick. You trip a lot because literally
nothing here is level or even. Stairs are just kinda random so its a little
sketch hahaha.
A couple of funny stories:
1. First person we contacted was from Nevada. I tried to
speak Ukrainian and he responded: "What? I'm from Nevada. Aren't you guys
Americans?" what a blessing that was for me.
2. We had a last minute lessons and taught this family in a
park. He was asking ME a ton of hard questions and then asked me if I'm ready
to baptize 6 people (his family). I Said ABSOLUTELY!! And then he showed me a
picture of his family. They're in the branch. It was a fake lesson to scare me
and pull a prank! I didn't think it was funny until like an hour afterwards.
The Bontsov's are awesome.
3. No air conditioning exists in L'viv. Post mission I will start a business. It'll take off. Anyways we opened our windows at night with our fans too, then I woke up with 45 mosquito bites from head to toe. The bugs didn't have the
decency to leave my face alone either.
4. During church a wasp bit/stung my neck. Random, but it
hurt really bad.
5. Pigeons have no fear. I was joking about kicking one with
my comp and he grabbed me and said NEVER DO THAT. Apparently you can get a
ticket and even go to jail for kicking or killing pigeons. Thank goodness I didn't.
6. During Sacrament meeting, I shared my testimony. Classic
language mess up. I wanted to say "My Ukrainian isn't very good,
but..." but the way I conjugated the words made it so that I said (more or
less) "My country of Ukraine that I own isn't that good". I got some
weird looks and laughs from the other elders. I learned how to apologize and
explain myself in Ukrainian!
7. My language abilities are pretty sad. I can understand most of the time, but speaking...Sometimes when
we're teaching and I say something, they respond in broken English and say
something exactly like this in Ukrainian accents, "is okay, you can speak
in English if you need". Kind of depressing. hahaha
8. I don't know how inappropriate this is... Mom you be the
judge and maybe take this out haha. So we have a dog at our house who lives in
the other half. He's super cute but doesn't move. He sits there and barks at
his crotch. He has a (**edit - medical condition) it's kinda funny. Poor guy.
9. Our bathroom is...interesting.
The scenic toilet and astronaut shower |
Well, this week has been super humbling. It's so tough and
so hard, and really easy to get discouraged. BUT, for me it's impossible. There
are no bad days. I am able to laugh things off and just be happy. It's easy
to be happy when you're doing the Lord's work and trying your hardest. I
couldn't be happier. I know I'm here for a reason and everything is for my
benefit!
Love,
Elder Stott